Jon Jones is Jacked!!!

Published On November 20, 2015 | MMA News

Jon Jones

So, I guess it was the coke that was making Jon Jones skinny. He quits the nose candy and instantly puts on 50 pounds of muscle. It’s kind of like me… I get really fat and quit eating 75,000 calories a day and  lose 2 pounds a week. It is almost like Jon Jones and I share the same DNA…But Chad, you are a fat white guy. I could quit blogging tomorrow and fight in the UFC if I wanted. I don’t have any martial arts experience but I have watched every Van Damme movie and when you share Jon Jones DNA that is enough for me to become champion in a month.

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