CM Punk Joins Cast Of MTV’s ‘The Challenge’
What does CM Punk have in common with Lolo Jones, Candice Wiggins, Tia Blanco, Louise Hazel, Lindsey Jacobellis, Gus Kenworthy, Shawne Merriman, Louie Vito and Kamerion Wimbley? If you said they are all professional athletes you should be shot (figuratively speaking). Everybody knows CM Punk is not a “real” fighter and putting him in there with a group of people that have climbed to the pinnacle of their sport is an outrage. I don’t call lasting 18 seconds in the octagon an accomplishment just like my wife doesn’t call me lasting 18 seconds in the bedroom fulfilling. Now that I got my rant out of the way let me tell you what they do have in common.
It appears CM Punk and all the other athletes I listed are joining the cast of MTV’s “The Challenge,” which will pit professional athletes against a group of past season winners (non-professionals) in head-to-head physical competitions.
I will be glued to my TV when the season airs because…I am a simpleton that is easily amused.
PS – Do you know how many socks I impregnated growing up thinking about Lindsey Jacobellis’ hair? Hint – A LOT!!!