Jon Jones Is Mad Everybody Is Talking About Tickets
Former (even though he never lost his belt in a fight) UFC light heavyweight champion Jon Jones raised a few eyebrows when he was cited during a traffic stop for not having his license, proof of insurance or registration.
Now Jon Jones is mad because the media is talking about it. Of course they are talking about it, Bones. Don’t you remember last April when you were involved in a hit-and-run incident? Don’t you remember you are currently serving 18 months of probation for that incident? I understand this latest incident turned out to be nothing, but it is 2016 and we need to be first to the market. We don’t have the patience to do research and wait to see how the ending turns out.
If I were Jon, I would make sure all my i’s are dotted and t’s are crossed before I do anything in life. Hey Jon, you are now under a huge microscope so please be more self-aware and don’t forget to bring your license, proof of insurance or registration with you. It is like when I run to the store wearing a shirt that is a little too small for my body because I think I will never run into anybody I know…and then I see everybody I know. Of course, they are judging me for being the fat guy in a small shirt. That just means I wear appropriate sized clothing from now on and keep my body in a constant state of flex when I see them again. Let’s see them try to poke my stomach again. Whoa, Champ is Here, have you been working out? That is a lot of muscle underneath all that fat.
If you are interested in hearing what Jon Jones said I embedded the video below.