Luke Rockhold Looks Diesel!!!
Luke Rockhold went to Yosemite and posted a picture on Instagram looking diesel. This picture brings out all my fears as a man. There is no way I want to be photographed with a bunch of guys that look like they stepped out of the GQ magazine. I would be hyper-focused on how fat and short I look next to these studs. Never mind that fact I would be self-conscious about how my girlfriend is secretly fantasizing about getting their D in her V while I am forced to watch. This picture basically cuckolded me. Screw Luke Rockhold, his friends and their muscles.