Matt Mitrione Vs. Putin’s Guy May Be The Biggest Fight Of The Year
Matt Mitrione is taking on Fedor Emelianenko June 24, 2017 at Madison Square Garden and I believe this fight could be bigger than your eye lid after a Travis Browne eye poke (#TooSoon).
Matt Mitrione is a 6’4” 265lb beast with cement blocks for hands (I wonder how big is penis is? I am guessing HUGE). If he touches your chin, you get slept (WORLDSTAR!!!). He meets, arguably, the best heavyweight to ever do it. A man that sports a 36-4 record and went undefeated for 10 years. A legend that is currently riding a 5 fight winning streak and is looking to pick up his biggest win in 8 years…Oh yeah, he is also friends with Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin (It sounded way more significant with Vlad’s middle name in there).
“Meathead” may be the best athlete Fedor has ever faced. A former NFL player that competed in Toughman competitions as a high school student (thanks Wikipedia). A guy that worked his way into the UFC through the Ultimate Fighter house and has notable wins over Gabrielle Gonzaga and Derrick “The Black Beast” Lewis (where Ronda Rousey’s fine ass at?).
— UFC Aus/New Zealand (@UFC_AUSNZ) February 20, 2017
Now, Mitrione, is in Bellator and has gone undefeated in the promotion, finishing both his opponents by KO or KTFO. Matt has 11 professional wins and only 1 of those has gone to a decision. This man steps in the cage looking to inflict damage. Did I mention he trains with killers? He is refining his skills with the help of Chris Lytle, Jake O’Brien…and Pat McAfee (the guy best known for successfully kicking a 40-yard field goal while being blindfolded).
— Pat McAfee (@PatMcAfeeShow) May 5, 2017
I know haters will point to the UFC and list off a bunch of fights they think are better, but anytime Fedor is competing it gives me a nostalgic feeling. I also love the electric Mitrione and for some reason he makes my man garden tingle. My prediction is Mitrione wins by way of peoples elbow…because, Ruck Fussia!!!