Of Course Sage Northcutt Was a Jedi knight!!!
— Sage Northcutt (@sagenorthcutt) December 16, 2015
Duh, look at the guy. Sage Northcutt could take down the entire clone army with a swipe of his lightsaber. If Sage had decided not to pursue MMA, nobody would know the name Luke Skywalker. There would be no Star Wars series because with Super Sage on duty he would have defeated the Grand Army of the Republic in about 90 minutes. Civil War, Schmival War. Every man wants to be him, and every woman wants to be with him. It is unfair how great Sage Northcutt is, but in life God picks the winners. Actually, when you slap a beard and long hair on the Super one, if raises some questions. I think this may be the third coming of Christ. Keep this picture away from your girl or it could be the third coming for her as well.