Paige VanZant ‘I’m Very Single’ But Here’s What I’m Into
TMZ Sports recently caught up with the hottest lady in MMA and Dancing With The Stars contestant Paige VanZant and it appears she is single. That is great news for me because she looks for a guy with a HUGE PE…PERSONALITY. If that isn’t Paige trying to send me secret messages, I don’t know what is. I am loaded with personality. Do you think my girlfriend is with me because of my looks (doubtful). I developed personality because I like to eat tons of food, drink tons of beer and do the opposite of tons of exercise. I am pretty sure I will even have tons of heart surgery by the time I reach 40. Don’t worry Paige, I saw what you did there and I can dump my girl as soon as you call. She doesn’t mean that much to me anyway.