Ravishing Rick Rude Provides You With Some Gym Motivation
“Ravishing” Rick Rude was a man’s man. Chiseled from granite, an amazing wrestler and the ladies loved him. Don’t forget, he’d be the first to tell you about it. After hearing him call me out for being fat and out of shape, I’ll be skipping my large regular and two chocolate frosted this morning. Instead I’ll be having the Rocky special and going for a run.
Who am I kidding? I’ll never look like Rick Rude. Give me an extra large regular, two chocolate frosted and throw in a Boston crème for good measure. Thanks Rick Rude, you’re the reason I have self-esteem issues. Well, enjoy the promo anyway.