Roy Nelson Suspended 9 Months For Kicking ‘Big’ John McCarthy
“Big Country” Roy Nelson received a 9 month suspension and was fined just under $25,000 by the Brazil’s Superior Justice Court of MMA for kicking and flipping off “Big” John McCarthy at UFC Fight Night 95 in September.
The punishment can be reduced (3 months and ½ the fine) if the UFC authorizes Nelson to cuckold McCarthy by having him present while Roy shoots his load all over the incidents hairy chest (I am speculating on the hairy chest thing). I mean make a formal apology within the octagon or at a press conference by December 31st and preferably in the presence of McCarthy.
I think having John there is a weird thing. He was already embarrassed by the altercation and now he needs to be present (or preferred to be present) while Nelson reads a public apology. I get saying sorry to a person, but being forced to do it in public feels insincere.