Why Is Jon Jones Trying To Get So Big?

Published On December 11, 2015 | MMA News
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This is a picture of Jon Jones I saw within the last couple of days:

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He is seen here posing with Andrei “The Pit Bull” Arlovski. I added Andrei’s nickname in there because I thought it was funny The Pit Bull was standing next to Bones. Don’t dogs like to chew on bones and bury them in the yard once they are done? I expect a royalty check once the UFC books this fight and uses that idea in their promotional package. I don’t know why Jon would want to take this picture. Arlovski looks so much better than Jones. Usually, I stand next to the ugly person in photos to make myself look better. I get Jon fights at 205 and this shows how much weight he has gained but that it also why Jon is so good at that weight class. He usually comes in pretty big for the division. Conor McGregor is successful partly due to his size in the division and that list could go on and on. Just like when your girlfriend compares you to her ex boyfriends…Nobody wants to be the small guy. I have a bit of advice for Jon Jones. Adding extra weight makes Mr. Happy look smaller. If I could lose the extra 5 to 58 pounds of fat I carry, I could be the next James Deen…without all the rape accusations.

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